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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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It has often come into my head, that this post could be no other than that of the king’s chief Jester;⁠—and that Hamlet ’s Yorick , in our Shakespeare , many of whose plays, you know, are founded upon authenticated facts, was certainly the very man.

I have not the time to look into Saxo-Grammaticus’s Danish History , to know the certainty of this;⁠—but if you have leisure, and can easily get at the book, you may do it full as well yourself.

I had just time, in my travels through Denmark with Mr. Noddy’s eldest son, whom, in the year 1741, I accompanied as governor, riding along with him at a prodigious rate thro’ most parts of Europe , and of which original journey performed by us two, a most delectable narrative will be given in the progress of this work; I had just time, I say, and that was all, to prove the truth of an observation made by a long sojourner in that country;⁠⸺⁠namely, “That nature was neither very lavish, nor was she very stingy in her gifts of genius and capacity to its inhabitants;⁠—but, like a discreet parent, was moderately kind to them all; observing such an equal tenor in the distribution of her favours, as to bring them, in those points, pretty near to a level with each other; so that you will meet with few instances in that kingdom of refined parts; but a great deal of good plain household understanding amongst all ranks of people, of which everybody has a share;” which is, I think, very right.

With us, you see, the case is quite different:⁠—we are all ups and downs in this matter;⁠—you are a great genius;⁠—or ’tis fifty to one, Sir, you are a great dunce and a blockhead;⁠—not that there is a total want of intermediate steps,⁠—no,⁠—we are not so irregular as that comes to;⁠—but the two extremes are more common, and in a greater degree in this unsettled island, where nature, in her gifts and dispositions of this kind, is most whimsical and capricious; fortune herself not being more so in the bequest of her goods and chattels than she.

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