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nydus/The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, GentlemanPublic

A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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XXXI

Obadiah say what he would.⁠⸻

In point of interest⁠⸺⁠the contest, I own, at first sight, did not appear so undecisive betwixt them; for whenever my father took pen and ink in hand, and set about calculating the simple expense of paring and burning, and fencing in the Ox-moor etc. etc. ⁠—with the certain profit it would bring him in return⁠⸺⁠the latter turned out so prodigiously in his way of working the account, that you would have sworn the Ox-moor would have carried all before it. For it was plain he should reap a hundred lasts of rape, at twenty pounds a last, the very first year⁠⸺⁠besides an excellent crop of wheat the year following⁠⸺⁠and the year after that, to speak within bounds, a hundred⁠⸺⁠but in all likelihood, a hundred and fifty⁠⸻if not two hundred quarters of peas and beans⁠⸺⁠besides potatoes without end.⁠⸺⁠But then, to think he was all this while breeding up my brother, like a hog to eat them⁠⸺⁠knocked all on the head again, and generally left the old gentleman in such a state of suspence⁠⸺⁠that, as he often declared to my uncle Toby ⁠⸺⁠he knew no more than his heels what to do.

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