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The Eighteenth Chapter

man, who believe in it, almost, as much as the real presence , “ That talking of love, is making it. ”

⸻I would as soon set about making a black-pudding by the same receipt.

Let us go on: Mrs. Wadman sat in expectation my uncle Toby would do so, to almost the first pulsation of that minute, wherein silence on one side or the other, generally becomes indecent: so edging herself a little more towards him, and raising up her eyes, sub-blushing, as she did it⁠⸺⁠she took up the gauntlet⁠⸺⁠or the discourse (if you like it better) and communed with my uncle Toby , thus:

The cares and disquietudes of the marriage state, quoth Mrs. Wadman , are very great. I suppose so⁠—said my uncle Toby : and therefore when a person, continued Mrs. Wadman , is so much at his ease as you are⁠—so happy, captain Shandy , in yourself, your friends and your amusements⁠—I wonder, what reasons can incline you to the state⁠⸻

⸺⁠They are written, quoth my uncle Toby , in the Common-Prayer Book.

Thus far my uncle Toby went on warily, and kept within his depth, leaving Mrs. Wadman to sail upon the gulf as she pleased.

⸺⁠As for children⁠—said Mrs. Wadman ⁠—though a principal end perhaps of the institution, and the natural wish, I suppose, of every parent⁠—yet do not we all find, they are certain sorrows, and very uncertain comforts? and what is there, dear sir, to pay one for the heartaches⁠—what compensation for the many tender and disquieting apprehensions of a suffering and defenceless mother who brings them into life? I declare, said my uncle Toby , smit with pity, I know of none; unless it be the pleasure which it has pleased God⁠⸺⁠

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