“But in these great days of progress,

Ladies, to your sorrow know,

You can’t even catch a sexton,

If you have not got a ‘dot.’ ”

“But in these great days of progress, Ladies, to your sorrow know, You can’t even catch a sexton, If you have not got a ‘dot.’ ”

“To be sure, to be sure, that’s realism. You can’t hook a husband without a ‘dot’!”