âA scandalmonger! Why not say a spy while youâre about it? Itâs all very well for you, Alexey Nilitch, to criticise when you stand aloof from everything. But you wouldnât believe it, Stepan Trofimovitchâ âtake Captain Lebyadkin, he is stupid enough, one may sayâ ââ ⌠in fact, oneâs ashamed to say how stupid he is; there is a Russian comparison, to signify the degree of it; and do you know he considers himself injured by Nikolay Vsyevolodovitch, though he is full of admiration for his wit. âIâm amazed,â said he, âat that man. Heâs a subtle serpent.â His own words. And I said to him (still under the influence of my conversation, and after I had spoken to Alexey Nilitch), âWhat do you think, captain, is your subtle serpent mad or not?â Would you believe it, it was just as if Iâd given him a sudden lash from behind. He simply leapt up from his seat. âYes,â said he, ââŚÂ yes, only that,â he said, âcannot affectâ ââ âŚâ âAffect what?â He didnât finish. Yes, and then he fell to thinking so bitterly, thinking so much, that his drunkenness dropped off him. We were sitting in Filipovâs restaurant. And it wasnât till half an hour later that he suddenly struck the table with his fist. âYes,â said he, âmaybe heâs mad, but that canât affect it.â ââ âŚâ Again he didnât say what it couldnât affect.
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