many kingdoms of the world”—[Here Trim kept waving his right hand from the sermon to the extent of his arm, returning it backwards and forwards to the conclusion of the paragraph.] > > “In how many kingdoms of the world has the crusading sword of this misguided saint-errant, spared neither age nor merit, or sex, or condition?—and, as he fought under the banners of a religion which set him loose from justice and humanity, he showed none; mercilessly trampled upon both,—heard neither the cries of the unfortunate, nor pitied their distresses.” > > [I have been in many a battle, an’ please your Honour, quoth Trim , sighing, but never in so melancholy a one as this,—I would not have drawn a tricker in it against these poor souls,⸺to have been made a general officer.⸺Why? what do you understand of the affair? said Dr. Slop , looking towards Trim , with something more of contempt than the Corporal’s honest heart deserved.⸺What do you know, friend, about this battle you talk of?—I know, replied Trim , that I never refused quarter in my life to any man who cried out for it;⸺but to a woman or a child, continued Trim , before I would level my musket at them, I would lose my life a thousand times.⸺Here’s a crown for thee, Trim , to drink with Obadiah tonight, quoth my uncle Toby , and I’ll give Obadiah another too.—God bless your Honour, replied Trim ,⸺I had rather these poor women and children had it.⸺Thou art an honest fellow, quoth my uncle Toby .⸺My father nodded his head, as
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