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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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is nonsense.⁠⸺’Tis not nonsense,⁠—said my uncle Toby .⁠⸺⁠But is it not nonsense to break the thread of such a discourse upon such an occasion? cried my father⁠—do not⁠—dear Toby , continued he, taking him by the hand, do not⁠—do not, I beseech thee, interrupt me at this crisis.⁠⸺⁠My uncle Toby put his pipe into his mouth.

“Where is Troy and Mycenæ , and Thebes and Delos , and Persepolis and Agrigentum? ”⁠—continued my father, taking up his book of postcards, which he had laid down.⁠—“What is become, brother Toby , of Nineveh and Babylon , of Cizicum and Mitylenæ? The fairest towns that ever the sun rose upon, are now no more; the names only are left, and those (for many of them are wrong spelt) are falling themselves by piece-meals to decay, and in length of time will be forgotten, and involved with everything in a perpetual night: the world itself, brother Toby , must⁠—must come to an end.

“Returning out of Asia , when I sailed from Ægina towards Megara ,” ( when can this have been? thought my uncle Toby ) “I began to view the country round about. Ægina was behind me, Megara was before, Pyræus on the right hand, Corinth on the left.⁠—What flourishing towns now prostrate upon the earth! Alas! alas! said I to myself, that man should disturb his soul for the loss of a child, when so much as this lies awfully buried in his presence⁠⸺⁠Remember, said I to myself again⁠—remember thou art a man.”⁠—

Now my uncle Toby knew not that this last paragraph was an extract of Servius Sulpicius’s consolatory letter to Tully .⁠—He had as little skill, honest man, in the fragments, as he had in the whole pieces of antiquity.⁠—And as my father, whilst he was concerned in the Turkey trade, had been three or four different times in the Levant , in one of which he had stayed a whole year and an half at Zant , my uncle Toby naturally concluded, that, in some one of these periods, he had taken a trip across the Archipelago into Asia ; and that all this sailing affair with

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