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itself of these blows⁠—but then, by heaven! you have paid but for a single post⁠—whereas ’tis a post and a half; and this obliges you to pull out your book of post-roads, the print of which is so very small, it forces you to open your eyes, whether you will or no: Then Monsieur le Curé offers you a pinch of snuff⁠⸺⁠or a poor soldier shows you his leg⁠⸺⁠or a shaveling his box⁠⸺⁠or the priestess of the cistern will water your wheels⁠⸺⁠they do not want it⁠⸺⁠but she swears by her priesthood (throwing it back) that they do:⁠⸺⁠then you have all these points to argue, or consider over in your mind; in doing of which, the rational powers get so thoroughly awakened⁠⸺⁠you may get ’em to sleep again as you can.

It was entirely owing to one of these misfortunes, or I had pass’d clean by the stables of Chantilly ⁠⸺⁠

⸺⁠But the postilion first affirming, and then persisting in it to my face, that there was no mark upon the two sous piece, I open’d my eyes to be convinced⁠—and seeing the mark upon it as plain as my nose⁠—I leap’d out of the chaise in a passion, and so saw everything at Chantilly in spite.⁠⸺⁠I tried it but for three posts and a half, but believe ’tis the best principle in the world to travel speedily upon; for as few objects look very inviting in that mood⁠—you have little or nothing to stop you; by which means it was that I passed through St. Dennis , without turning my head so much as on one side towards the Abby⁠⸺⁠

⸺⁠Richness of their treasury! stuff and nonsense!⁠⸺⁠bating their jewels, which are all false, I would not give three sous for any one thing in it, but Jaidas’s lantern ⁠⸺⁠nor for that either, only as it grows dark, it might be of use.

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