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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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unto the Lord God, Depart from us, we desire none of thy ways. And as fire is quenched with water, so let the light of him be put out forevermore, unless it shall repent him” ( Obadiah , of the knots which he has tied) “and make satisfaction” (for them) “Amen.”

“May the Father who created man, curse him.⁠⸺⁠May the Son who suffered for us, curse him.⁠⸺⁠May the Holy Ghost, who was given to us in baptism, curse him ( Obadiah )⁠⸺⁠May the holy cross which Christ, for our salvation triumphing over his enemies, ascended, curse him.

“May the holy and eternal Virgin Mary , mother of God, curse him.⁠⸻May St. Michael , the advocate of holy souls, curse him.⁠⸺⁠May all the angels and archangels, principalities and powers, and all the heavenly armies, curse him.” [Our armies swore terribly in Flanders , cried my uncle Toby ,⁠⸻but nothing to this.⁠⸻For my own part I could not have a heart to curse my dog so.]

“May St. John, the Præcursor, and St. John the Baptist, and St. Peter and St. Paul, and St. Andrew, and all other Christ’s apostles, together curse him. And may the rest of his disciples and four evangelists, who by their preaching converted the universal world, and may the holy and wonderful company of martyrs and confessors who by their holy works are found pleasing to God Almighty, curse him” ( Obadiah ).

“May the holy choir of the holy virgins, who for the honour of Christ have despised the things of the world, damn him⁠⸺⁠May all the saints, who from the beginning of the world to everlasting ages are found to be beloved of God, damn him⁠⸻May the heavens and earth, and all the holy things remaining therein, damn him” ( Obadiah ) “or her” (or whoever else had a hand in tying these knots).

“May he ( Obadiah ) be damn’d wherever he be⁠⸺⁠whether in the house or the stables, the garden or the field, or the highway, or in the path, or in the wood, or in the water, or in the church.⁠⸺⁠May he be

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