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goes against his conscience,⁠⸺⁠always believe he means exactly the same thing, as when

Thou hast read the sermon extremely well, Trim , quoth my father.⁠—If he had spared his comments, replied Dr. Slop ,⁠⸺⁠he would have read it much better. I should have read it ten times better, Sir, answered Trim , but that my heart was so full.⁠—That was the very reason, Trim , replied my father, which has made thee read the sermon as well as thou hast done; and if the clergy of our church, continued my father, addressing himself to Dr. Slop , would take part in what they deliver as deeply as this poor fellow has done,⁠—as their compositions are fine;⁠—[I deny it, quoth Dr. Slop ]⁠—I maintain it,⁠—that the eloquence of our pulpits, with such subjects to enflame it, would be a model for the whole world:⁠⸺⁠But alas! continued my father, and I own it, Sir, with sorrow, that, like French politicians in this respect, what they gain in the cabinet they lose in the field.⁠⸺’Twere a pity, quoth my uncle, that this should be lost. I like the sermon well, replied my father,⁠⸺’tis dramatick,⁠—and there is something in that way of writing, when skilfully managed, which catches the attention.⁠⸺⁠We preach much in that way with us, said Dr. Slop .⁠—I know that very well, said my father,⁠⸺⁠but in a tone and manner which disgusted Dr. Slop , full as much as his assent, simply, could have pleased him.⁠⸺⁠But in this, added Dr. Slop , a little piqued,⁠—our sermons have greatly the advantage, that we never introduce any character into them below a patriarch or a patriarch’s wife, or a martyr or a saint.⁠—There are some very bad characters in this, however, said my father, and I do not think the sermon a jot the worse for ’em.⁠⸺⁠But pray, quoth my uncle Toby ,⁠—who’s can this be?⁠—How could it get into my Stevinus ? A man must be as great a conjurer as Stevinus , said my father, to resolve the second question:⁠—The first, I think, is not so difficult;⁠—for unless my judgment greatly deceives me,⁠⸺⁠I know the author, for ’tis wrote, certainly, by the parson of the parish.

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