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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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with her, touching some slight misgivings with regard to the issue of the affairs, which the Devil, who never lies dead in a ditch, had put into her head⁠—before he would allow half time, to get quietly through her Te Deum.

I am terribly afraid, said widow Wadman , in case I should marry him, Bridget ⁠—that the poor captain will not enjoy his health, with the monstrous wound upon his groin⁠⸺⁠

It may not, Madam, be so very large, replied Bridget , as you think⁠⸺⁠and I believe, besides, added she⁠—that ’tis dried up⁠⸺⁠

⸺⁠I could like to know⁠—merely for his sake, said Mrs. Wadman ⁠⸺⁠

—We’ll know the long and the broad of it, in ten days⁠—answered Mrs. Bridget , for whilst the captain is paying his addresses to you⁠—I’m confident Mr. Trim will be for making love to me⁠—and I’ll let him as much as he will⁠—added Bridget ⁠—to get it all out of him⁠⸺⁠

The measures were taken at once⁠⸺⁠and my uncle Toby and the corporal went on with theirs.

Now, quoth the corporal, setting his left hand akimbo, and giving such a flourish with his right, as just promised success⁠—and no more⁠⸺⁠if your honour will give me leave to lay down the plan of this attack⁠⸺⁠

⸺⁠Thou wilt please me by it, Trim , said my uncle Toby , exceedingly⁠—and as I foresee thou must act in it as my aid de camp, here’s a crown, corporal, to begin with, to steep thy commission.

Then, an’ please your honour, said the corporal (making a bow first for his commission)⁠—we will begin with getting your honour’s laced clothes out of the great campaign-trunk, to be well air’d, and have the

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