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return the obligation downwards (as men and women and beasts are)⁠—they do it sideways, and longways, and back-ways⁠—and up hill, and down hill, and which way they can.⁠⸻Philosophers, with all their ethicks, have never considered this rightly⁠—how should the poor muleteer, then in his cups, consider it at all? he did not in the least⁠—’tis time we do; let us leave him then in the vortex of his element, the happiest and most thoughtless of mortal men⁠⸺⁠and for a moment let us look after the mules, the abbess, and Margarita .

By virtue of the muleteer’s two last strokes the mules had gone quietly on, following their own consciences up the hill, till they had conquer’d about one half of it; when the elder of them, a shrewd crafty old devil, at the turn of an angle, giving a side glance, and no muleteer behind them⁠⸺⁠

By my fig! said she, swearing, I’ll go no further⁠⸺⁠And if I do, replied the other, they shall make a drum of my hide.⁠⸺⁠

And so with one consent they stopp’d thus⁠⸺⁠

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