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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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deathwatch all night long;⁠⸺⁠and when he dies, the youth, his son, will certainly die with him, for he is brokenhearted already.

I was hearing this account, continued the corporal, when the youth came into the kitchen, to order the thin toast the landlord spoke of;⁠⸺⁠but I will do it for my father myself, said the youth.⁠⸺⁠Pray let me save you the trouble, young gentleman, said I, taking up a fork for the purpose, and offering him my chair to sit down upon by the fire, whilst I did it.⁠⸺⁠I believe, Sir, said he, very modestly, I can please him best myself.⁠⸺⁠I am sure, said I, his honour will not like the toast the worse for being toasted by an old soldier.⁠⸺⁠The youth took hold of my hand, and instantly burst into tears.⁠⸺⁠Poor youth! said my uncle Toby ,⁠—he has been bred up from an infant in the army, and the name of a soldier, Trim , sounded in his ears like the name of a friend;⁠—I wish I had him here.

⸺⁠I never, in the longest march, said the corporal, had so great a mind to my dinner, as I had to cry with him for company:⁠—What could be the matter with me, an’ please your honour? Nothing in the world, Trim , said my uncle Toby , blowing his nose,⁠—but that thou art a good-natured fellow.

When I gave him the toast, continued the corporal, I thought it was proper to tell him I was captain Shandy’s servant, and that your honour (though a stranger) was extremely concerned for his father;⁠—and that if there was anything in your house or cellar⁠⸺(And thou might’st have added my purse too, said my uncle Toby )⁠⸺⁠he was heartily welcome to it:⁠⸺⁠He made a very low bow (which was meant to your honour), but no answer⁠—for his heart was full⁠—so he went upstairs with the toast;⁠—I warrant you, my dear, said I, as I opened the kitchen-door, your father will be well again.⁠⸺⁠ Mr. Yorick’s curate was smoaking a pipe by the kitchen fire,⁠—but said not a word good or bad to comfort the youth.⁠⸺⁠I thought it wrong; added the corporal⁠⸺⁠I think so too, said my uncle Toby .

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