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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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⸺⁠All you need say of Fontainbleau (in case you are ask’d) is, that it stands about forty miles (south something ) from Paris , in the middle of a large forest⁠⸺⁠That there is something great in it⁠⸺⁠That the king goes there once every two or three years, with his whole court, for the pleasure of the chase⁠—and that, during that carnival of sporting, any English gentleman of fashion (you need not forget yourself) may be accommodated with a nag or two, to partake of the sport, taking care only not to out-gallop the king⁠⸺⁠

Though there are two reasons why you need not talk loud of this to everyone.

First, Because ’twill make the said nags the harder to be got; and

Secondly, ’Tis not a word of it true.⁠⸺⁠ Allons!

As for Sens ⁠⸺⁠you may dispatch⁠—in a word⁠⸻“ ’Tis an archiepiscopal see. ”

⸺⁠For Joigny ⁠—the less, I think, one says of it the better.

But for Auxerre ⁠—I could go on forever: for in my grand tour through Europe , in which, after all, my father (not caring to trust me with anyone) attended me himself, with my uncle Toby , and Trim , and Obadiah , and indeed most of the family, except my mother, who being taken up with a project of knitting my father a pair of large worsted breeches⁠—(the thing is common sense)⁠—and she not caring to be put out of her way, she stayed at home, at Shandy Hall , to keep things right during the expedition; in which, I say, my father stopping us two days at Auxerre , and his researches being ever of such a nature, that they would have found fruit even in a desert⁠⸺⁠he has left me enough to say upon

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