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nydus/The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, GentlemanPublic

A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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The Author’s Preface

against the other half of it, and then tumbling and rolling one over the other in the dirt like hogs.⁠—Here the brethren of another profession, who should have run in opposition to each other, flying on the contrary like a flock of wild geese, all in a row the same way.⁠—What confusion!⁠—what mistakes!⁠⸺⁠fiddlers and painters judging by their eyes and ears⁠—admirable!⁠—trusting to the passions excited⁠—in an air sung, or a story painted to the heart⁠⸺⁠instead of measuring them by a quadrant.

In the foreground of this picture, a statesman turning the political wheel, like a brute, the wrong way round⁠⸺⁠ against the stream of corruption⁠—by Heaven!⁠⸺⁠instead of with it.

In this corner, a son of the divine Esculapius , writing a book against predestination; perhaps worse⁠—feeling his patient’s pulse, instead of his apothecary’s⁠⸺⁠a brother of the Faculty in the background upon his knees in tears⁠—drawing the curtains of a mangled victim to beg his forgiveness;⁠—offering a fee⁠—instead of taking one.

In that spacious hall , a coalition of the gown, from all the bars of it, driving

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