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IX. A Dedication

I solemnly declare to all mankind, that the above dedication was made for no one Prince, Prelate, Pope, or Potentate,⁠—Duke, Marquis, Earl, Viscount, or Baron, of this, or any other Realm in Christendom;⁠⸺⁠nor has it yet been hawked about, or offered publicly or privately, directly or indirectly, to any one person or personage, great or small; but is honestly a true Virgin-Dedication untried on, upon any soul living.

I labour this point so particularly, merely to remove any offence or objection which might arise against it from the manner in which I propose to make the most of it;⁠—which is the putting it up fairly to public sale; which I now do.

⸺⁠Every author has a way of his own in bringing his points to bear;⁠—for my own part, as I hate chaffering and higgling for a few guineas in a dark entry;⁠—I resolved within myself, from the very beginning, to deal squarely and openly with your Great Folks in this affair, and try whether I should not come off the better by it.

If therefore there is any one Duke, Marquis, Earl, Viscount, or Baron, in these his Majesty’s dominions, who stands in need of a tight, genteel dedication, and whom the above will suit, (for by the by, unless it suits in some degree, I will not part with it)⁠⸺⁠it is much at his service for fifty guineas;⁠⸺⁠which I am positive is twenty guineas less than it ought to be afforded for, by any man of genius.

My Lord, if you examine it over again, it is far from being a gross piece of daubing, as some dedications are. The design, your Lordship sees, is good,⁠—the colouring transparent,⁠—the drawing not amiss;⁠—or to speak more like a man of science,⁠—and measure my piece in the painter’s scale,

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