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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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only so much in every single street, as that a man might know (was it only for satisfaction) on which side of it he was walking.

One⁠—two⁠—three⁠—four⁠—five⁠—six⁠—seven⁠—eight⁠—nine⁠—ten.⁠—Ten cook’s shops! and twice the number of barbers! and all within three minutes driving! one would think that all the cooks in the world, on some great merry-meeting with the barbers, by joint consent had said⁠—Come, let us all go live at Paris : the French love good eating⁠⸺⁠they are all gourmands⁠⸺⁠we shall rank high; if their god is their belly⁠⸺⁠their cooks must be gentlemen: and forasmuch as the periwig maketh the man , and the periwig-maker maketh the periwig⁠—ergo, would the barbers say, we shall rank higher still⁠—we shall be above you all⁠—we shall be Capitouls at least⁠— pardi! we shall all wear swords⁠⸺⁠

—And so, one would swear (that is, by candle light,⁠—but there is no depending upon it) they continue to do, to this day.

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