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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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⸺⁠The sun was set⁠—they had done their work; the nymphs had tied up their hair afresh⁠—and the swains were preparing for a carousal⁠⸺⁠my mule made a dead point⁠⸺’Tis the fife and tabourin, said I⁠⸺⁠I’m frighten’d to death, quoth he⁠⸺⁠They are running at the ring of pleasure, said I, giving him a prick⁠⸺⁠By saint Boogar , and all the saints at the backside of the door of purgatory, said he⁠—(making the same resolution with the abbesse of Andoüillets ) I’ll not go a step further⁠⸻’Tis very well, sir, said I⁠⸺⁠I never will argue a point with one of your family, as long as I live; so leaping off his back, and kicking off one boot into this ditch, and t’other into that⁠—I’ll take a dance, said I⁠—so stay you here.

A sunburnt daughter of Labour rose up from the group to meet me, as I advanced towards them; her hair, which was a dark chesnut approaching rather to a black, was tied up in a knot, all but a single tress.

We want a cavalier, said she, holding out both her hands, as if to offer them⁠—And a cavalier ye shall have; said I, taking hold of both of them.

Hadst thou, Nannette , been array’d like a dutchesse!

⸺⁠But that cursed slit in thy petticoat!

Nannette cared not for it.

We could not have done without you, said she, letting go one hand, with self-taught politeness, leading me up with the other.

A lame youth, whom Apollo had recompensed with a pipe, and to which he had added a tabourin of his own accord, ran sweetly over the prelude, as he sat upon the bank⁠⸺⁠Tie me up this tress instantly, said Nannette , putting a piece of string into my hand⁠—It taught me to forget I was a stranger⁠⸺⁠The whole knot fell down⁠⸺⁠We had been seven years acquainted.

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