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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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⸺⁠And here is the Maes ⁠—and this is the Sambre ; said the corporal, pointing with his right hand extended a little towards the map and his left upon Mrs. Bridget’s shoulder⁠⸺⁠but not the shoulder next him⁠—and this, said he, is the town of Namur ⁠—and this the citadel⁠—and there lay the French ⁠—and here lay his honour and myself⁠⸺⁠and in this cursed trench, Mrs. Bridget , quoth the corporal, taking her by the hand, did he receive the wound which crush’d him so miserably here .⁠⸺⁠In pronouncing which, he slightly press’d the back of her hand towards the part he felt for⁠⸺⁠and let it fall.

We thought, Mr. Trim , it had been more in the middle,⁠⸺⁠said Mrs. Bridget ⁠⸺⁠

That would have undone us forever⁠—said the corporal.

⸺⁠And left my poor mistress undone too, said Bridget .

The corporal made no reply to the repartee, but by giving Mrs. Bridget a kiss.

Come⁠—come⁠—said Bridget ⁠—holding the palm of her left hand parallel to the plane of the horizon, and sliding the fingers of the other over it, in a way which could not have been done, had there been the least wart or protuberance⁠⸺’Tis every syllable of it false, cried the corporal, before she had half finished the sentence⁠⸺⁠

—I know it to be fact, said Bridget , from credible witnesses.

⸻Upon my honour, said the corporal, laying his hand upon his heart and blushing, as he spoke, with honest resentment⁠—’tis a story, Mrs. Bridget , as false as hell⁠⸺⁠Not, said Bridget , interrupting him,

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