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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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VIII

The Story of Le Fever Continued

It was to my uncle Toby’s eternal honour,⁠⸺⁠though I tell it only for the sake of those, who, when coop’d in betwixt a natural and a positive law, know not, for their souls, which way in the world to turn themselves⁠⸺⁠That notwithstanding my uncle Toby was warmly engaged at that time in carrying on the siege of Dendermond , parallel with the allies, who pressed theirs on so vigorously, that they scarce allowed him time to get his dinner⁠⸺⁠that nevertheless he gave up Dendermond , though he had already made a lodgment upon the counterscarp;⁠—and bent his whole thoughts towards the private distresses at the inn; and except that he ordered the garden gate to be bolted up, by which he might be said to have turned the siege of Dendermond into a blockade,⁠—he left Dendermond to itself⁠—to be relieved or not by the French king, as the French king thought good; and only considered how he himself should relieve the poor lieutenant and his son.

⸺⁠That kind Being , who is a friend to the friendless, shall recompence thee for this.

Thou hast left this matter short, said my uncle Toby to the corporal, as he was putting him to bed,⁠⸺⁠and I will tell thee in what, Trim .⁠⸺⁠In the first place, when thou madest an offer of my services to Le Fever ,⁠⸺⁠as sickness and travelling are both expensive, and thou knowest he was but a poor lieutenant, with a son to subsist as well as himself out of his pay,⁠—that thou didst not make an offer to him of my purse; because, had he stood in need, thou knowest, Trim , he had been as welcome to it as myself.⁠⸺⁠Your honour knows, said the corporal, I had no orders;⁠⸺⁠True, quoth my uncle Toby ,⁠—thou didst very right, Trim , as a soldier,⁠—but certainly very wrong as a man.

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