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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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XVIII

You are very short, Mr. Shandy ,⁠—said my mother.

Humph! quoth my father to himself, a second time: in muttering which, he plucked his pillow a little further from my mother’s⁠—and turning about again, there was an end of the debate for three minutes and a half.

⸺⁠When he gets these breeches made, cried my father in a higher tone, he’ll look like a beast in ’em.

He will be very awkward in them at first, replied my mother.⁠⸺⁠

⸺⁠And ’twill be lucky, if that’s the worst on’t, added my father.

It will be very lucky, answered my mother.

I suppose, replied my father,⁠—making some pause first,⁠—he’ll be exactly like other people’s children.⁠⸺⁠

Exactly, said my mother.⁠⸻

⸺⁠Though I shall be sorry for that, added my father: and so the debate stopp’d again.

⸺⁠They should be of leather, said my father, turning him about again.⁠—

They will last him, said my mother, the longest.

But he can have no linings to ’em, replied my father.⁠⸻

He cannot, said my mother.

’Twere better to have them of fustian, quoth my father.

Nothing can be better, quoth my mother.⁠⸻

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