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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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⸻My young master in London is dead! said Obadiah .⁠—

⸻A green sattin nightgown of my mother’s which had been twice scoured, was the first idea which Obadiah’s exclamation brought into Susannah’s head.⁠—Well might Locke write a chapter upon the imperfection of words.⁠—Then, quoth Susannah , we must all go into mourning.⁠—But note a second time: the word mourning , notwithstanding Susannah made use of it herself⁠—failed also of doing its office; it excited not one single idea, tinged either with grey or black,⁠—all was green.⁠⸺⁠The green sattin nightgown hung there still.

—O! ’twill be the death of my poor mistress, cried Susannah .⁠—My mother’s whole wardrobe followed.⁠—What a procession! her red damask,⁠—her orange tawney,⁠—her white and yellow lutestrings,⁠—her brown taffata,⁠—her bone-laced caps, her bed-gowns, and comfortable under-petticoats.⁠—Not a rag was left behind.⁠—“ No,⁠—she will never look up again ,” said Susannah .

We had a fat, foolish scullion⁠—my father, I think, kept her for her simplicity;⁠—she had been all autumn struggling with a dropsy.⁠—He is dead, said Obadiah ,⁠—he is certainly dead!⁠—So am not I, said the foolish scullion.

⸺⁠Here is sad news, Trim , cried Susannah , wiping her eyes as Trim stepp’d into the kitchen,⁠—master Bobby is dead and buried ⁠—the funeral was an interpolation of Susannah’s ⁠—we shall have all to go into mourning, said Susannah .

I hope not, said Trim .⁠—You hope not! cried Susannah earnestly.⁠—The mourning ran not in Trim’s head, whatever it did in Susannah’s .⁠—I

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