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general wreck of his frame, was to have saved this little casket unbroke, unrifled.⁠⸻

With all my precautions, how was my system turned topside-turvy in the womb with my child! his head exposed to the hand of violence, and a pressure of 470 pounds avoirdupois weight acting so perpendicularly upon its apex⁠—that at this hour ’tis ninety percent insurance, that the fine network of the intellectual web be not rent and torn to a thousand tatters.

⸺⁠Still we could have done.⁠⸺⁠Fool, coxcomb, puppy⁠⸺⁠give him but a Nose ⁠⸺⁠Cripple, Dwarf, Driveller, Goosecap⁠⸻(shape him as you will) the door of fortune stands open⁠— O Licetus! Licetus! had I been blest with a fœtus five inches long and a half, like thee⁠—Fate might have done her worst.

Still, brother Toby , there was one cast of the dye left for our child after all⁠— O Tristram! Tristram! Tristram!

We will send for Mr. Yorick , said my uncle Toby .

⸺⁠You may send for whom you will, replied my father.

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