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above, which absolutely put him under a necessity of deciding in favour either of the one or the other.

This was not altogether so easy to be done; for though ’tis certain my father had long before set his heart upon this necessary part of my brother’s education, and like a prudent man had actually determined to carry it into execution, with the first money that returned from the second creation of actions in the Missisippi -scheme, in which he was an adventurer⁠⸺⁠yet the Ox-moor , which was a fine, large, whinny, undrained, unimproved common, belonging to the Shandy -estate, had almost as old a claim upon him: he had long and affectionately set his heart upon turning it likewise to some account.

But having never hitherto been pressed with such a conjuncture of things, as made it necessary to settle either the priority or justice of their claims⁠⸺⁠like a wise man he had refrained entering into any nice or critical examination about them: so that upon the dismission of every other project at this crisis⁠⸻the two old projects, the Ox-moor and my Brother , divided him again; and so equal a match were they for each other, as to become the occasion of no small contest in the old gentleman’s mind⁠—which of the two should be set o’going first.

⸺⁠People may laugh as they will⁠—but the case was this.

It had ever been the custom of the family, and by length of time was almost become a matter of common right, that the eldest son of it should have free ingress, egress, and regress into foreign parts before marriage⁠—not only for the sake of bettering his own private parts, by the benefit of exercise and change of so much air⁠—but simply for the mere delectation of his fancy, by the feather put into his cap, of having been abroad⁠— tantum valet , my father would say, quantum sonat .

Now as this was a reasonable, and in course a most christian indulgence⁠⸺⁠to deprive him of it, without why or wherefore⁠⸺⁠and

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