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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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My uncle Toby’s head at that time was full of other matters, so that it was not till the demolition of Dunkirk , when all the other civilities of Europe were settled, that he found leisure to return this.

This made an armistice (that is, speaking with regard to my uncle Toby ⁠—but with respect to Mrs. Wadman , a vacancy)⁠—of almost eleven years. But in all cases of this nature, as it is the second blow, happen at what distance of time it will, which makes the fray⁠⸺⁠I choose for that reason to call these the amours of my uncle Toby with Mrs. Wadman , rather than the amours of Mrs. Wadman with my uncle Toby .

This is not a distinction without a difference.

It is not like the affair of an old hat cock’d ⁠⸺⁠and a cock’d old hat , about which your reverences have so often been at odds with one another⁠⸺⁠but there is a difference here in the nature of things⁠⸺⁠

And let me tell you, gentry, a wide one too.

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