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nydus/The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, GentlemanPublic

A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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II

It is with love as with cuckoldom ⁠⸺⁠

But now I am talking of beginning a book, and have long had a thing upon my mind to be imparted to the reader, which, if not imparted now, can never be imparted to him as long as I live (whereas the comparison may be imparted to him any hour in the day)⁠⸺⁠I’ll just mention it, and begin in good earnest.

The thing is this.

That of all the several ways of beginning a book which are now in practice throughout the known world, I am confident my own way of doing it is the best⁠⸺⁠I’m sure it is the most religious⁠⸺⁠for I begin with writing the first sentence⁠⸺⁠and trusting to Almighty God for the second.

’Twould cure an author forever of the fuss and folly of opening his street-door, and calling in his neighbours and friends, and kinsfolk, with the devil and all his imps, with their hammers and engines, etc. , only to observe how one sentence of mine follows another, and how the plan follows the whole.

I wish you saw me half starting out of my chair, with what confidence, as I grasp the elbow of it, I look up⁠⸺⁠catching the idea, even sometimes before it halfway reaches me⁠⸺⁠

I believe in my conscience I intercept many a thought which heaven intended for another man.

Pope and his Portrait are fools to me⁠⸺⁠no martyr is ever so full of faith or fire⁠⸺⁠I wish I could say of good works too⁠⸺⁠but I have no

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