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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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VIII

I dare say, quoth my mother⁠⸻⸻But stop, dear Sir⁠⸺⁠for what my mother dared to say upon the occasion⁠⸺⁠and what my father did say upon it⁠⸺⁠with her replies and his rejoinders, shall be read, perused, paraphrased, commented, and descanted upon⁠—or to say it all in a word, shall be thumb’d over by Posterity in a chapter apart⁠⸺⁠I say, by Posterity⁠—and care not, if I repeat the word again⁠—for what has this book done more than the Legation of Moses , or the Tale of a Tub , that it may not swim down the gutter of Time along with them?

I will not argue the matter: Time wastes too fast: every letter I trace tells me with what rapidity Life follows my pen; the days and hours of it, more precious, my dear Jenny! than the rubies about thy neck, are flying over our heads like light clouds of a windy day, never to return more⁠⸺⁠everything presses on⁠⸺⁠whilst thou art twisting that lock,⁠⸺⁠see! it grows grey; and every time I kiss thy hand to bid adieu, and every absence which follows it, are preludes to that eternal separation which we are shortly to make.⁠⸺⁠

⸺⁠Heaven have mercy upon us both!

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