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A man describes his birth and upbringing through the adventures of his family.

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Calais, Calatium , Calusium , Calesium .

This town, if we may trust its archives, the authority of which I see no reason to call in question in this place⁠—was once no more than a small village belonging to one of the first Counts de Guignes ; and as it boasts at present of no less than fourteen thousand inhabitants, exclusive of four hundred and twenty distinct families in the basse ville , or suburbs⁠⸺⁠it must have grown up by little and little, I suppose, to its present size.

Though there are four convents, there is but one parochial church in the whole town; I had not an opportunity of taking its exact dimensions, but it is pretty easy to make a tolerable conjecture of ’em⁠—for as there are fourteen thousand inhabitants in the town, if the church holds them all it must be considerably large⁠—and if it will not⁠—’tis a very great pity they have not another⁠—it is built in form of a cross, and dedicated to the Virgin Mary ; the steeple, which has a spire to it, is placed in the middle of the church, and stands upon four pillars elegant and light enough, but sufficiently strong at the same time⁠—it is decorated with eleven altars, most of which are rather fine than beautiful. The great altar is a masterpiece in its kind; ’tis of white marble, and, as I was told, near sixty feet high⁠—had it been much higher, it had been as high as mount Calvary itself⁠—therefore, I suppose it must be high enough in all conscience.

There was nothing struck me more than the great Square ; though I cannot say ’tis either well paved or well built; but ’tis in the heart of the town, and most of the streets, especially those in that quarter, all terminate in it; could there have been a fountain in all Calais , which it seems there cannot, as such an object would have been a great ornament,

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